Saturday 1 October 2016

NOW SHOWING IN CINEMAS


Ghostbusters ( Answer the call ) now showing in cinemas around you.
Premiered  on 15th of July
For a review on this movie, see my first  post

A Trip to Jamaica


From the producer of the hit movie, 30 days in Atlanta ,  which gained a spot in the guiness book of records.
Director: Robert Peters
Genre: comedy
Premiered on September 25, 2016
Starring: Ay Makun, Funk Akindele, Nse Ikpe-Etim, Dan Davies, Chris Attoh, Eric Roberts, Paul Campbell, Rebecca Silvera.
Shot in Nigeria, America and Jamaica.
Now showing in cinemas.

Akpos and his Fiancee, Bola travels across the Atlantic to visit family, then unexpectedly end up on an adventure they could never have imagined.

Spoiler alert!!!!!!!!
It had it moments but for a movie which is expected to be hilarious, it does not make that cut. It has a lot of flat jokes which kinda dulls the viewer's excitement. You sit there waiting for it to get better cos you know, its "Ay" and "Jenifa" but then you realise " this is all there is"
Ay kinda oversold the whole " Warri boy" act.
Funk was no where to save the show as expected.  She was good as always though.
Patoranking and Cynthia Morgan appeared. I'm really not sure why, but they were there. So not necessary!
Sometimes, to be funny,  one has to try to be less funny. Less can actually be more. They tried too hard like one of them Mr Ibu's movies where they mistake stupidity for fun.
It took an awfully monotonous route at the end, getting to its happily ever after.  It was like " Okay let's wrap this up"....." but how?"

It wasn't all bad though. It had its laughable moments. "Oga, I be Warri boy. We dey like America. We no dey negotiate with terrorists!!!" Hahahahha  AY sef.
Ah! My Funke was funny too joor. Area scatter as usual. Even oyibo did not understand.
It's still Ay. No how, no how, it's a must watch
GRAB YOUR COPY NOW!!!!!

 ON A SCALE OF YES - NEVER
Rating- of course



MORE ON OCTOBER RELEASE.

1. Ouija: Origin of Evil- Oct 21


A prequel to the 2014 film “Ouija,” “Origin of Evil” takes place nearly 50 years before the first film. After faking a séance as part of a scam, a widowed mother becomes possessed by a spirit.

2.


The latest film in Ron Howard’s trilogy of movies based on Dan Brown novels features Tom Hanks reprising his role as professor Robert Landon. After waking up in an Italian hospital with amnesia, Landon must team up with Dr. Sienna Brooks (Felicty Jones) to stop a deadly attack on the world.

NEW MOVIES TO EXPECT THIS OCTOBER.


1. The Girl on the Train” – Oct. 7



Based on the 2015 novel of the same name, “The Girl on the Train” follows Rachel Watson (Emily Blunt) an alcoholic, divorcee who one day witnesses a life-changing event. Directed by Tate Taylor, the film also stars Justin Theroux, Allison Janney and Haley Bennett.

2. The Birth of a Nation- Oct 7


In his directorial debut, Nate Parker also produced and stars in the period drama based on the story of Nat Turner – an enslaved man who led a slave rebellion. While the film has already received positive reviews, controversy surrounded Parker’s project after his 1999 rape charges were brought up.

3. The accountant- Oct 14


While he may now be known as Batman, Ben Affleck still has some other non-superhero films coming out and one of them is “The Accountant.” In the movie, Affleck plays a mathematics savant who passes as a small-town CPA but really works as a forensics accountant for criminal organizations.

4. Kevin Hart: what now?- Oct 14



5. "31"- Oct 21




With it being October, of course there are a few horror movies releasing. Comparing it to his 2005 film “The Devil’s Rejects,” Rob Zombie’s “31” follows a group of carnival workers who are kidnapped and forced to escape a set of maze-like rooms while dodging torture and death. The independent film already saw a one-night only release on Sept. 1 and is currently available on Video On Demand service in the United States and United Kingdom.

FALLING- NOLLY WOOD.

These ember months saw a lot of movie premiers in Nolly wood. This was one of the good ones.

Title: Falling
Genre: Romantic Drama
Major actors: Desmond Elliot, Kofi Adjorlolo, blossom Chukwujekwu, Adesuwa Etomi, Tamara Eteimoh, Deyemi Okanlawon, Kunle Remi.
Director: Niyi Akinmolayan
Premiered on the 18th of September,  2016.


How long can you wait on a miracle?
For how long can you endure by your partner's side when that ultimate test comes?
Do you believe in Euthanasia?
Wouldn't you want to take the easy way out considering the emotional stress, pressure from family and friends, mounting hospital bills and further possible complications?
What if you met another person who could take all that sadness away and provide you with love and care?

The marriage of a young couple was tested when one was hospitalised for an extensive period of time, leaving  the other in misery. What to do??? Pull the plug and move on or stick to the partner's side or just follow the young doctor who can provide emotional and financial comfort?

The casting was on point and performances were pretty awesome. Seriously, Nolly wood is on the rise.
The end of the movie was adequately crafted, all conflict resolved with healthy solutions and every loose end tied. * why do they all have to be everafters* sighs....

On a scale of: NO- MAYBE- YES- DEFINITELY
Rating : Yes.


if you have not seen the following movies...... (now I'm screaming) get out of my face!!! what have u been doing??????

And the movies include: 1. Straight outta Compton(Best original screen play. Oscars, 2016)
2. Jenifa's diary( you can see it every Sunday on AIT by 8 pm.)
3. The martian (Best adapted series. Oscars 2016)
4. Frozen (Animated)
5. The dictator (2012. Quite old but u should have seen it by now. Find it!!)
6. Jurassic world (2015. U will go crazy if u see it in 3d. ) I don't mean jurassic park oo.
7. 3 idiots ( Indian. 2009. Beautiful) Try and find one with subtitle.
8. creed.(2015. Quite nice)
9. Finding Nemo (Animated )
10.Mission impossible- rogue nation( 2015)
I would have stopped at 10 but I can't help myself. This next movie has to be included. Guess what...... my girl, Melissa McCarthy starred in it.
11. Spy.
Happy viewing. Let me know if u don't know where to find them. I'm your movie god mother. I got your back. 😉

catching up with TBBT



I'm so excited. I'm about to catch up with The Big Band Theory. Yay!!!! I know y'all are already drooling. Don't get that stuff on me. Im coming. I'll keep u up to date. Dont worry about spoilers. I'll be subtle😉.Anyways, if u know it, sing along..... The whole universe was in a hot dense state but nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started wait........🎵🎵🎶 if u can sing past that point. Let me see ur hand up.
#die hard fan.
I'll be posting links too. Don't miss out

Friday 30 September 2016

UPDATED!!! "Ghostbusters" (Answer the call)----(Watch trailer+ review+ download)



So, I just saw Ghostbusters. Errmmmmm........ wasn't really what I expected. Yep. It was over-hyped. I mean, what's with the "scientific" ghosts throwing up slimy, green-coloured stuff. Don't even get me started on the baloon ghosts. I have never seen a ghost but I'm sure as hell they do not come in baloon form. Any ways, let me observe a little protocol.

 Genres: action/ comedy/ fantasy/ sci if
Major actors: Melissa McCarthy,  Kristen Wiig, Leslie Jones, Charles Dance, Kate McKinnon, Micheal Kenneth Williams, Chris Hemsworth.
Director: Paul Feig
Release Date: 15 July, 2016.





As I was saying. My girl, Melissa McCarthy a.k.a the funniest woman in Hollywood did steal the show alongside Kate McKinnon, the extremely smart scientist that builds all their cool equipment. Buhari should hire her except she may quit after months of" no salary" 🙊.
The Sexy,  dumb secretary, Kevin (Chris Hemsworth) was looking fifty shades of hot!!!! He did spice it up. You know, the eye candy way. Can't say much for the character though. Crazy paddy too (Leslie Jones) was a spice.
I really loved the "Peter pan" move by Rowan, the ghost, before he dumped Kevin's body. Stirred up the childhood in me.
Talk about the lovely ghost couple making out during the ghost invasion. Awwww!!!!! So romantic. They even died together. Now, I'm moved to tears.
Lest I forget, the movie started on a very scary note. I was really scared especially cos I watched it at night. That was nice. The music was good, cinematography,  crazy stunts, settings, wardrobe. All those kinda stuff.

The bad: So, there were dancing soldiers. okay. Here's what happened. Rowan the ghost possessed them and control them to some Micheal Jackson type moves. Errmmmmm. Would say "lol" but.........
After the epic battle of the ghosts, during the "save Abbey" fiasco, they 
Made it out of a red portal. Red portal!! Really!!!!! And guess what? They turned blonde!!!! But their eye brows did not get the memo. Come on guys!!!

The ugly: There was this scene where someone at a rock concert was filming a ghost with their smart phone but the screen on the phone was the homescreen instead of the scene they were filming. 
Again, how did the window that was broken by the dragon ghost when it killed Bill Murray's character magically repair itself just in time to be broken again when Holtmann (Kate McKinnon)was pushed through it? And they say  Hollywood and nolly wood have nothing in common. Liars!!!!

Recommendation: Nigeria should start now to produce ghost-fighting machines instead of nuclear weapons just incase there is ever a ghost invasion in the future.  Who knows????could even be the green-coloured,  slime-producing ones. Or the baloon ones. Heard they are particularly mean.
Y'all should take a look at the movie. Your opinion might defer. Just try not to slit ur wrist while at it. 😉
But in all.......cool movie. 😆😆😆😆
Don't mind me. Grab your copy now!!!!!!!!!

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